Bloom Test

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A free thirty-second website check.

The Bloom Test looks at how fast your site loads and how much of your business a machine can actually read on the page. Green means you are discoverable. Yellow means a few things need tightening. Red means customers are finding your competitor instead. No account, no sales call, no catch.

The Bloom Test is a free, thirty-second read of any small-business website. Paste a URL below and the check runs in your browser. The four signals it scores are explained further down the page.

The check runs in your browser and calls a small Cloudflare Worker in Montana that reads your page server-side. Takes about ten seconds. No account, no email stored, no crawl.

What the test looks at

Four checks, one page, thirty seconds

Speed. Largest contentful paint on mobile. Page weight. Layout shift. The three numbers Google uses to decide whether to show you at all.

Structured data. JSON-LD for your business, services, hours, reviews. What AI answer engines reach for when someone asks about a business like yours.

Google Business Profile signal. Categories, hours, photos, recent activity. The freshness clock that matters more in 2026 than it did a year ago.

AI-readability. Whether the information on the page is written so a machine can find it and quote it accurately.

If the report has red on it

Bring it into a thirty-minute conversation with Mark. No sales pitch. He will walk you through what to fix yourself and what is worth paying someone to fix.

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